Paddle Paddle Paddle
Prepare yourself for a hilariously rage-inducing experience with 'Paddle Paddle Paddle.' This cooperative (or solo, if you dare) physics-based platformer throws you into a lava-surrounded obstacle course designed to test your coordination, patience, and, most importantly, your friendships. With a cartoonishly brutal difficulty curve, you'll navigate swinging axes, relentless slopes, and devilishly tricky jumps—all for a mysterious prize that you probably won't reach (but hey, it's about the journey, right?). Whether you're playing solo as a multitasking mastermind or teaming up in local/online co-op, be ready to paddle through the chaos and embrace the salt. Will you survive the madness? Probably not.
Features
Local & Online Co-op
Paddle Paddle Paddle lets you team up with a friend or play solo, with coordination being the key to survival.
Physics-Based Gameplay
The game involves paddle mechanics loosely inspired by real life for a challenging and hilarious experience.
High Frustration™ Factor
Rage-quitting isn’t a bug—it’s a feature of Paddle Paddle Paddle!
Toggleable Checkpoints
Adjust the difficulty with checkpoint options that can be toggled in settings.
Affordable Price
Paddle Paddle Paddle is available at a budget-friendly price with a launch discount of -40%.
Key Features
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Paddle Paddle Paddle about?
It’s about navigating a lava-filled, physics-based obstacle course with either solo multitasking or cooperative teamwork.
Can I play this game solo?
Yes, you can play solo and control both paddles for a challenging multitasking experience.
Does Paddle Paddle Paddle support online co-op?
Yes, the game allows online co-op so you can destroy friendships remotely!
What platforms is the game available on?
Currently, Paddle Paddle Paddle is available on Windows.
Is there a speedrun feature in the game?
Yes, Paddle Paddle Paddle includes a speedrun timer for those who love a challenge.
Genres
Tags
System Requirements
Minimum
Os
Windows 7 (SP1+)
Memory
2 GB RAM
Storage
1 GB available space
Graphics
Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
Requires
Processor
2 GHz Dual Core CPU
Supported Languages
| Language | Interface | Subtitles | Audio | 
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| English | |||
| German | |||
| French | |||
| Spanish - Spain | |||
| Japanese | |||
| Korean | |||
| Polish | |||
| Portuguese - Brazil | |||
| Russian | |||
| Simplified Chinese | |||
| Traditional Chinese | |||
| Turkish | |||
| Ukrainian | |||
| Indonesian | |||
| Thai |