Paddle Paddle Paddle

Prepare yourself for a hilariously rage-inducing experience with 'Paddle Paddle Paddle.' This cooperative (or solo, if you dare) physics-based platformer throws you into a lava-surrounded obstacle course designed to test your coordination, patience, and, most importantly, your friendships. With a cartoonishly brutal difficulty curve, you'll navigate swinging axes, relentless slopes, and devilishly tricky jumps—all for a mysterious prize that you probably won't reach (but hey, it's about the journey, right?). Whether you're playing solo as a multitasking mastermind or teaming up in local/online co-op, be ready to paddle through the chaos and embrace the salt. Will you survive the madness? Probably not.

Zoroarts
Assemble Entertainment
July 25, 2025
82 % Positive (69 reviews)

Features

Local & Online Co-op

Paddle Paddle Paddle lets you team up with a friend or play solo, with coordination being the key to survival.

Physics-Based Gameplay

The game involves paddle mechanics loosely inspired by real life for a challenging and hilarious experience.

High Frustration™ Factor

Rage-quitting isn’t a bug—it’s a feature of Paddle Paddle Paddle!

Toggleable Checkpoints

Adjust the difficulty with checkpoint options that can be toggled in settings.

Affordable Price

Paddle Paddle Paddle is available at a budget-friendly price with a launch discount of -40%.

Key Features

Single-player
Online Co-op
Shared/Split Screen Co-op
Steam Achievements
Steam Cloud
Stats
Steam Leaderboards
Remote Play Together
Family Sharing

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Paddle Paddle Paddle about?

It’s about navigating a lava-filled, physics-based obstacle course with either solo multitasking or cooperative teamwork.

Can I play this game solo?

Yes, you can play solo and control both paddles for a challenging multitasking experience.

Does Paddle Paddle Paddle support online co-op?

Yes, the game allows online co-op so you can destroy friendships remotely!

What platforms is the game available on?

Currently, Paddle Paddle Paddle is available on Windows.

Is there a speedrun feature in the game?

Yes, Paddle Paddle Paddle includes a speedrun timer for those who love a challenge.

Genres

Tags

Casual Parkour Racing Singleplayer Co-op Physics Sports Action-Adventure Platformer Precision Platformer 3D Platformer 3D Local Co-Op Local Multiplayer Multiplayer Online Co-Op

System Requirements

Minimum

Os

Windows 7 (SP1+)

Memory

2 GB RAM

Storage

1 GB available space

Graphics

Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better

Requires

Processor

2 GHz Dual Core CPU

Supported Languages

Language Interface Subtitles Audio
English
German
French
Spanish - Spain
Japanese
Korean
Polish
Portuguese - Brazil
Russian
Simplified Chinese
Traditional Chinese
Turkish
Ukrainian
Indonesian
Thai

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